Incredible India, Impeccable Indians!!!!!!!

                                            This topic had been in my mind for a long long time now and without further ado, I would just quickly type my thoughts. We live in a country which won its independence not long ago. We are the greatest democracy in the world and we have got total freedom to think, say and do whatever we like.
We have innumerable religions residing in our country and all of them preach one thing. Love people. We have learned this lesson so well that there are innumerable men who see to it that the message does not fade away. Hence they can follow, pass comments, grope or ogle women/girls also because of the birthright of being a male. The females are obliged to like it because of its a gesture of love for women. They must reciprocate kindly to these actions because if girls don't like men's freedom of action for spreading the message of love, these men might use force to show their love. No one told using force for this noble cause is not allowed. Nirbhaya case is but one.
We hold our traditions very dear to us. So when we are not satisfied being allowed to play Holi on just one day of the year, we have men who like to play Holi as and when they would wish for. Using acid instead of water, so that the person never forgets this special surprise Holi for the rest of her life.
We have such people amongst us who have a passion for social work. They worry about the deprived, helpless, lonely women and orphans and want to provide them with love and care for the sake of humanity. That's why we have several orphanages, women shelter homes across India in which we have owners who care for the food and shelter of the inhabitants and when need be, they even provide to make love with them. These shelter homes are uniformly distributed throughout India.
We respect the diversity of languages, cultures, castes etc a lot. That is why we want to make sure these identities never blend together and gets extinct at some point in time. So Thackreys say people from Bihar must stay in their native place. Unfortunately, Ram died but the ones who saw him take birth in Ayodhya is still breathing. Akbaruddin owaisi can say that he might consider taking back Qutub Minar and Taj Mahal out from India etc. If not these then how will we be able to proudly maintain 'Unity In Diversity'?
We have a lot of people who literally dream of government jobs. They want to join the job so that they can enjoy their work life and can justify what bread they earn. They know that once they get a govt job their life is settled because the employees get married to the job and its non-divorceable.  Govt provides regular pay increments irrespective of performance. They can enjoy the working hours with breakfast, tea, coffee, lunch, snacks, cigarettes etc. The only problem here is that these employees are sometimes reprimanded if they finish the task in less than 8- 10 times the actual time required for a task and sometimes even for finishing the task. Yesterday I called a govt customer care office and the one who received my call put me on hold while he kept talking to his colleague. I felt I was at his service. So much this job offers, what else can a govt employee wish for. Apart from these loyal employees, there are some fools who wish to defame this hard-earned reputation with their hard work but we know in democracy minority hardly matters. If the same work environment is provided by the private sectors too then country's economic growth will surely make the breaking news.
We have people who make sure that even a rag picker does not sleep hungry. This is done quite easily. They just make sure that they litter the lanes, streets, highways, parks anywhere and everywhere with plastics, wrappers, fruit peels, papers etc so that rag picker and municipal workers never feel a crisis of earning. Some people make sure that the walls on the sides of streets, metro trains, locals, govt offices etc are always colored red so that we never forget we earned independence with lots of blood. Thanks to the rajnigandha and other gutka products.
We have people who know very well how to read and write. Its a big achievement in our country. Hence they want their name to be etched somewhere forever. For this, they simply need to write their name, address, fiance's name on the walls of historic monuments so that their generations know that his/her ancestors visited the place once. This surely adds to the worth of the monuments and helps to attract more and more tourists at least the future generations of these visitors.
We are so good that the list can go on and on. In a democracy, the people are the most powerful and hence these impeccable citizens use their authority to castigate the govt for everything, which is lead by some other set of impeccable who does the same. We are born perfect and faultless.  This country ought to be incredible.